favourite families - 4354 wisteria lane » the van de kamps
Look, this family’s reputation is already hanging by a thread. I mean first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer, then your sister takes off with her history teacher, and now we’re supposed to parade the little bastard up and down the street. I mean we might as well sit on the porch and play banjos!
“My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity, and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn’t take it.”
Bree Van De Kamp to John the Gardner in Desperate Housewives (1x15)
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